Weird Sh*t I Found In the Pockets of Returned Tuxedo Rentals

By Dustin Rowles | Lists | September 4, 2009 |

By Dustin Rowles | Lists | September 4, 2009 |

1. Half of a pastrami melt.

2. A receipt for an inflatable goat and edible panties flavored like Cool Ranch Doritos.

3. $4015 worth of Bacos.

4. The doorknob to Jacob Dylan’s downstairs bathroom.

5. Most of a kitten.

6. A laundromat ticket for a Oscar De La Renta ballgown.

7. A Polaroid of two flaccid penises touching at the tip.

8. A full can of Old Milwaukee Light

9. A glass eyeball

10. Monopoly money stained with blood

11. A sequined one-piece bathing suit for a toddler.

12. Beard clippings.

13. A ticket stub for Cats!: Starring Snoop Doggy Dogg

What the hell does this have to do with anything? It’s the script for The Hangover II.