I don’t track too closely the celebrity world, except for what lands on the pages of Pajiba, so I’ve been woefully out of touch with Lindsay Lohan’s epic downward spiral. I saw some Marilyn Monroe photos recently, but with all the photoshopping, it’s hard to tell exactly what that cute freckle-faced redhead from Freaky Friday looks like these days. Then I saw the promos for this weekend’s “Saturday Night Live.”

I had no idea. Woah. Cocaine is a helluva drug, people. I would remind you all that Lohan is only 25 years old.

Parent Trap

Freaky Friday

Mean Girls

Herbie: Fully Loaded

Just My Luck

Georgia Rule

Labor Pains

Machete

Sometime During the Bad Years

Saturday Night Live

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