By request (because I’m in Boston for the Independent Film Festival and needed a quick and dirty SRL), here are the five worst films set in or around New Orleans. And I strongly urge you to watch the trailers for the last three. Believable unfuck, y’all.
5. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
4. The Skeleton Key
3. Johnny Handsome
2. Cat People
1. Hard Target: As TK suggested, The “list would start and end with Hard Target. Seriously. Van Damme as a cajun. Named Chance. Because, and I quote, ‘My mamma took one.’