Today, the big news is that Jared Leto and Kim Kardashian both bleached their hair, presumably for unrelated reasons, though if she is the understudy for Jared Leto’s Joker, you heard it here first.
Yes, this is literally THE big news of the day. Nothing is happening in the world of celebrity besides hair. Dustin has stepped away for an hour, so I’m taking over and declaring it Hairjiba Day. Accept our new hair overlords and bask in their bleachy splendor. And god willing someone will do something interesting so we can post about something other than hair today, but I’m not getting my hopes up.
FOR IT IS HAIRJIBA DAY. IT HAS BEEN DECREED BY OUR FOREFATHERS. THEY WERE PRESUMABLY HAIRY.
Here are some other times celebrities got themselves bleached.
Jared Leto last time he did this
Robert Downey, Jr.