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The Five Most Unattractive Hot Women

By Dustin Rowles | Lists | June 24, 2009 |

By Dustin Rowles | Lists | June 24, 2009 |

The review is coming momentarily, but to “celebrate” the arrival of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (and what we’re really celebrating is the end of the relentless marketing campaign), and to kill a little time while I remove the cinematic shrapnel from my brain, here’s a quick and dirty SRL looking at the five most unattractive hot women, which is to say: Their hotness is outweighed by their career choices, their lack of talent, their level of stupidity, and their public personages. So clouded by those factors, I couldn’t even say if these women were objectively hot, but FHM and Maxim insists that it’s so.

Essentially, these are exactly the type of women I hope don’t ultimately show up in the Pajiba 10 in two weeks (if you haven’t voted yet, head on over to the diversion). If they do, then we’re going to have to take another look at our mission statement.

5. Beyonce Knowles


4. Sienna Miller


3. Katherine Heigl


2. Scarlett Johansson


1. Megan Fox


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