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The Fat Guy, Cute Girlfriend Myth is Not a Myth

By Dustin Rowles | Lists | September 20, 2010 |

By Dustin Rowles | Lists | September 20, 2010 |


One of the most frequent complaints on Pajiba is the bizarre sitcom convention where overweight men often end up with wives who would never date them. One of the second most frequent complaints on Pajiba is people complaining about people complaining about overweight actors who end up with wives who would never date them.

So, to celebrate the fact that Sarah Silverman will appear nude in Sarah Polley’s next film, and to dispel the myth about the impossibility of attractive women ending up with schlubs, I’m here to prove you all wrong. Indeed: If you’re wealthy and famous enough, overweight actors can date women out of their league. So, let’s put that myth to rest, once and for all.

Here’s proof:

Phillip Seymour Hoffman and Mimi O’Donnell

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Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman

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Kevin James and Steffiana James

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Jack Black and Tanya Haden

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Jonah Hill and Lovely Young Woman Named Danielle

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