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The Best Twitter Accounts to Follow to Survive the Garbage of the World

By Jodi Smith | Lists | January 18, 2018 |

By Jodi Smith | Lists | January 18, 2018 |


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Navigating Twitter in the current social and political climate can be, to use a scientific term, shitastic. There are several ways to combat the horribleness or reality in your Twitter feed, like creating lists or being very selective about the accounts you follow, but that takes time and effort. Let’s be honest: we are a lazy people.

I’ve done the work for you in finding these novelty and just plain effing cute Twitter accounts for you to follow. Get them into your rotation and I guarantee your happiness number will rise. SCIENCE AGAIN.

100% Goats

Literally photos and video of goats all of the time. It’s goat for what ails you.

YouAreDogNow

You tweet a photo of yourself to this account and they match you with your doggelganger.

The German For…

This account breaks down the hilarious and specific way German compound words are created and translated.

Medieval Reactions

I don’t feel the need to explain this Medieval art to you, Warren.

Thoughts of Dog

Thoughts from good boys and girls.

We Rate Dogs

They’re good dogs, Brent.

Cats of Instagram

KITTIES!!

NYT Minus Context

Possibly the best way to read NYT right now. This account uses actual NYT text before scraping off all the context and creating something more poetic.

Emo Kylo Ren

It is what you think it is.