Stephen King, despite his popular reputation, really is about much more than just spooking the hokum out of you, though that is certainly on his agenda. Often, it’s those more humane stories of people living their lives, which are less about cheap thrills, that translate well into movies — Stand by Me and The Shawshank Redemption for starters — and become more meaningful and memorable than their source materials. Still, we keep returning to King for his ability and propensity to scare our pants off us, knowing he’ll at least be gentle with his cold caress. And yet, movies made from his horror and thriller novels (or those screenplays he writes directly) rarely turn out, well, very good. Those that do, then, are special and ought to be celebrated this time of year, when fright fests sprout up from the bowels of Hell all across this great land.
If you want to be scared, thrilled, creeped out, have your skin crawl, your heartbeat race, and nightmares for weeks, then these seven Stephen King movies are the ones to watch this Halloween. Unless, of course, you suffer from any of these debilitating maladies…
Enjoy?
Carrie
Ephebiphobia - Fear of Teenagers
The Shining
Hemophobia - Fear of Blood
It
Coulrophobia - Fear of Clowns
Creepshow
Apeirophobia - Fear of Infinity
Misery
Hylophobia - Fear of Wood
The Mist
Homichlophobia - Fear of Fog
The Stand
Theophobia - Fear of Gods/Religion
Rob Payne also writes the comic The Unstoppable Force, tweets on the Twitter, tumbls on the Tumblr, and his wares can be purchased here. He didn’t pick Cujo because it was too obvious and not very good.