By The Pajiba Staff | Lists | December 23, 2015 |
By The Pajiba Staff | Lists | December 23, 2015 |
The Best
1. “I am the man — that grabs the sun — RIDING TO VALHALLA! WITNESS ME, BLOOD BAG! WITNESS!” - Mad Max: Fury Road
2. “Take her to the moon for me. OK?” - Inside Out
3. “In the face of overwhelming odds, I’m left with only one option, I’m gonna have to science the shit out of this.” - The Martian
4. “One day the AIs are going to look back on us the same way we look at fossil skeletons on the plains of Africa. An upright ape living in dust with crude language and tools, all set for extinction.” - Ex Machina
5. “Chewie, we’re home.” - Star Wars: The Force Awakens
6. “Speak a little truth and people lose their minds.” - Straight Outta Compton
7. On why vampires prefer virgins:
“I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.” - What We Do in the Shadows
8. In any other context, it’s cringeworthy, but in light of Paul Walker’s death, it works: “The most important thing in life will always be the people in this room, right here, right now. Salute mi familia. You’ll always be with me. And you’ll always be my brother.” - Furious 7
9. “Please be a secret door, please be a secret door…Yay!” - Avengers: Age of Ultron
10. “Mark Wahlberg? I look like Mark Wahlberg ate Mark Wahlberg!” - Trainwreck
The Worst
1. “I don’t make love. I fuck… hard.” - Fifty Shades of Grey
2. “Because I’m fifty shades of fucked up, Anastasia.” - Fifty Shades of Grey
3. “Laters, baby.” - Fifty Shades of Grey
4. “Anastasia, have you been drinking?”
“Yeah! I have, Mr. Fancy Pants. You hit… you hit the hail on the nead. I mean the head right on the nail.”Fifty Shades of Grey
5. “I have rules. If you follow them, I’ll reward you. If you don’t, I’ll punish you.” - Fifty Shades of Grey
6. “I never took anyone on a helicopter. Never had sex on my own bed. Never slept next to anyone. Ever. Only you.” - Fifty Shades of Grey
7. “You have a beautiful body, Anastasia. I want you unashamed of your nakedness. Do you understand?” - Fifty Shades of Grey
8. “Is bondage acceptable to the submissive? I’m good with rope, leather cuffs, handcuffs. Please lose tape and, what’s other?”
“Cable ties? Can I just say how impressed I am with your commitment to this meeting? And in that spirit, I’m going to throw in a sweetener. How about once a week on a night of your choosing, we go on a date. Just like a regular couple. Dinner, movie… ice skating. Whatever you want.”
“Accepted. You’re very kind.” - Fifty Shades of Grey
9. “Bend over. I’m going to hit you six times and you’re going to count with me.” - Fifty Shades of Grey
10. “The following are the terms of a binding contract between the dominant and the submissive. The fundamental purpose of this contract is to allow the submissive to explore her sensuality and her limits safely. The dominant and the submissive agree and acknowledge that all that occurs under the terms of this contract will be consensual, confidential, and subject to the agreement and safety procedures set out in this contract. The submissive will agree to any sexual activity seemed fit and pleasurable by the dominant, accepting those activities outlined in hard limits. The submissive agrees to procure oral contraceptives from the physician of the dominant’s choosing. The submissive will not enter into sexual relations with anyone other than the dominant. The submissive will eat regularly to maintain her health and well-being from a prescribed list of foods. The submissive will not drink to excess, smoke, or take recreational drugs. The submissive shall always conduct herself in a respectful manner to the dominant and she’ll only address him as sir, Mr. Grey, or such other title as the dominant may direct. The submissive may not touch the dominant without his expressed permission to do so. The safe word “yellow” will be used to bring to the attention of the dominant that the submissive is close to her limit. When the safe word “red” is spoken, the dominant’s action will cease completely and immediately.” - Fifty Shades of Grey