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The 7 Most Vile Romantic Comedy Creatures (A Pictorial)

By Dustin Rowles | Lists | April 27, 2010 |

By Dustin Rowles | Lists | April 27, 2010 |


Over the weekend, I had the unpleasant experience of viewing one of the most horrifying romantic-comedy monsters in my lifetime: The JLo. It was terrifying. It was the pants-crappingly scariest rom-com monster I’d ever witnessed.

But The JLo wasn’t the first rom-com monster and likely won’t be the last. So, I thought I’d take this opportunity to explore some of the other vile creatures in romantic comedy history. Note, however, that these monsters are not always easy to photograph in their natural environment, Like the Loch Ness Monster, they are elusive to cameras. However, I think I captured enough photographic evidence to prove their existence. I must warn you, however, that some of these images are not suitable for children.


7. The Muskrat

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6. The Blowfish

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5. Maniston

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4. The Quadruped

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3. The Iguana

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2. The Praying Mantis

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1. Slither

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Dustin is the founder and co-owner of Pajiba. You may email him here, follow him on Twitter, or listen to his weekly TV podcast, Podjiba.