By Dan Saipher | Lists | May 19, 2011 |
By Dan Saipher | Lists | May 19, 2011 |
Just because they’re A-List in our hearts, it just doesn’t put them amongst the top hombres in Hollywood. Here’s to the skeezy, low-life, double-crossing, drug-dealing mobsters. Here’s to the foreign-accent brandishing, government vendetta-swearing, well financed anarcho-terrorists. The schemers, the dastardly dreamers, the life-time cons and dapper dons. The militants, belligerents, the crass and the eternally bad-ass.
1. Jurgen Prochnow
Every good villain list has to include a German. They’re always three steps ahead of the good guy, but one good foot in the ass from being foiled. Cultured, composed, always crooked.
Bad Guy Roles: The Replacement Killers, Judge Dredd, Beverly Hills Cop II
Bad-Ass Moment: Trusting Brigitte Nielsen with his plans in the Alphabet Robberies. Seriously, giving that chick an electric toothbrush takes balls.
Bad-Ass Moment: Ever threatening to harm one damn hair on Alyssa Milano’s head.”-EJ. [ETA: Full credit to Mike for pointing out that Wez does NOT shoot Max’s dog. He does still get sandwiched between a semi and a rocket-propelled dune buggy, though.]
Bad-Ass Moment: More or less gets the President impeached, after convincing the CIA to give up a Black Ops team wreaking havoc in the Colombian jungle, and a quick detour in the States to choke an unfortunate female liason. Has to be defeated by Harrison Ford, Willem Defoe, and Rainbow Six Superman Ding Chavez.
Bad-Ass Moment: Beating up a cop. In real life.
Bad-Ass Moment: Finds a way to kill someone with his bare hands very often, but lest we forget the moment the shit hit the fan in Bloodsport.
Bad-Ass Moment: Oh yeah, I’m gonna post it. All hail Revok. Put your coffee down first.
Bad-Ass Moment: Shoots Veronica Mars in the face. Oh no, wait, he shoots her brother in the face and makes Joannie Stubbs shoot a teenage girl. That’s just good evil.
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