Before we get on to the post at hand, a short announcement: Seth has fixed the mobile site, or at least it is as fixed as it’s going to get until we’re able to create one from scratch. For the time being, you can’t read or comment on the mobile site itself; however, you can opt out of the mobile site now without the auto-redirect putting you right back into it. If you click “desktop” at the bottom of the mobile page, you will be redirected to the normal site, where you can read and leave comments. Hopefully, in the near future, we will be able to allow you to read and leave comments on the mobile site itself.
Believe it or not, we haven’t had a Great American Ab-Off on the site since 2008. I apologize. I’ve been neglectful.
For those unfamiliar, the Great American Ab-Off is very simple. You choose your favorite set of abs. The twist, of course, is that I won’t tell you which celebrity’s abs they are. I will reveal the identities of the celebrities and the winner of the Great American Ab-Off in this weekend’s Weekly Murdertank. Until then, you’re free to guess, of course, but otherwise, enjoy voting for your favorite.