10. Betelgeuse

9. Mu Cephei

8. KY Cygni

7. KW Sagittarii

6. RW Cephei

5. V354 Cephei

4. WOH G64

3. V838 Monocerotis

2. VV Cephei A

1. VY Canis Majoris

(*I realize what a lame joke post this was, but I couldn’t stop myself. It’s one of those ideas that takes hold at 3 a.m. and keeps you up giggling to yourself until you wake up a realize that it wasn’t really that funny. But you do it anyway, even though you understand that it’s terrifically lame, like something that Phil in “Modern Family” might come up with and then feel insanely self-satisfied about his impeccable sense of humor. I’m sorry. Ladies: Please accept this as my apology. Men: Accept this (that should also make up for the gender disparity in the “Doctor Who” posts yesterday).)

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