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Ranking Television's 10 Best Boobs

By Dustin Rowles | Lists | December 6, 2011 |

By Dustin Rowles | Lists | December 6, 2011 |

I’m not sure when the Boob was introduced as a sitcom trope. It’s been around as long as I remember, although the first Big Boob I can recall was Jim J. Bullock’s character on a long-forgotten sitcom, “Too Close for Comfort.” But nearly every sitcom has a Boob: The goofy oddball, usually lovable, and often kooky. Joey from “Friends” was kind of the King of sitcom boobs. Remember Boner from “Growing Pains”? Total boob. Some shows have more than one boob, but there’s typically a Main Boob, and he’s often the sitcom’s crowd-pleaser. He’s often a big eater, for some reason. And he’s the guy more likely to take you up on a stupid dare or run through the set naked. Occasionally, he’s also the sitcom Whore, but he is seldom the sitcom’s main love interest. “The Office” is a show built around Boobs, and as the show has gone on, the Boobs have become the main focus (to the show’s detriment). Other times, the Boob gets Boobier as the show progresses, and the Boob’s Boobiness become even more exaggerated. By the end of “Friends,” for instance, Joey’s character had only two traits: He ate sandwiches and he slept around.

But we’re not here to mock, touch or fondle television biggest boobs: We’re here to celebrate them. These 10 guys are television’s biggest boobs right now, ranked by Boobiness..

10. Kevin, “The Office”


9. Marshall Erikson, “How I Met Your Mother”


8. Phil Dunphy, “Modern Family”


7. Bobby Cobb, “Cougar Town”


6. Max Blum, “Happy Endings”


5. Andy Dwyer, “Parks and Recreation”


4. Tracy Jordan, “30 Rock”


3. Pierce Hawthorne, “Community”


2. Taco, “The League”


1. Charlie, “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”


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