Oh, Santa: The 7 Naughtiest Movies of 2011
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
Why It’s Naughty: Vampire monkey sex! Splintered headboards. Oh, and also the C-section by mouth.
Why It’s Naughty: There was a certain naughty factor to the bathroom puking/sh*tting scene, but the real reason is that Jon Hamm and Kristen Wiig provided funniest sex montage of the year.
Why It’s Naughty: Terrible movie, but the car wash scene did briefly remind us that Cameron Diaz can, on occasion, still flaunt it.
Why It’s Naughty: It took 15 years, but Jennifer Aniston finally demonstrated an ability to be sexy, although I could not fathom that some of the words coming out of her mouth belonged to her, like “I want you to f*ck me in the mouth” and “You’re going to give me that dong, Dale.” This is not how Rachel Green speaks.
Why It’s Naughty: The only reason anyone even considered watching Your Highness was Natalie Portman’s thong scene, but as the box-office receipts indicated, most just waited until it arrived on YouTube.
Friends with Benefits
Why It Was Naughty: The criminally underseen romantic comedy, the best studio rom com of the year, provided all the Justin Timberlake bare-ass you could ask for, plus — as this enterprising YouTuber has documented — Mila Kunis’ sideboob.
Why It’s Naughty: Uhhh. If you have to ask, then you’ve clearly never read any of Joanna’s posts. Also, Fasschlong.