Know Your Lilys: A Quick Primer in How to Tell The Different Lilys Apart
There are a lot of Lilys in Hollywood these days, and while many of them are rising stars in movies and television, it’s still difficult for the novice to differentiate between them all. Some of you are old, and have a difficult time telling white women apart. It’s all very confusing. And that’s why we here at Pajiba want to help you out with this very confusing matter by providing our Primer in Lilys.
Lily Collins — Collins is the Lily you should concern yourself with most at the moment, as she is playing Snow White in Mirror, Mirror, due out in theaters tomorrow. She’s also the daughter of Phil Collins, and has been linked romantically to Zac Efron and her Abduction co-star, Taylor Lautner.
Lily Allen — Allen is a pop singer, and like Collins, she’s also the daughter of an English musician, Keith Allen. She was once very popular, but she’s not terribly relevant anymore.
Lily Cole — Not to be confused with Collins, this striking redhead is also appearing in a Snow White movie, Snow White and the Huntsmen. She’ll play Rose. She, like most of the actresses on this list, is English. I have no idea why Lily was such a popular name in England around 20 years ago.
Lily Aldridge — Aldridge is actually not an actress. She’s a Victoria’s Secret model, and may be familiar to you as the star of Michael Bay’s most recent Victoria’s Secret commercials. She’s also engaged to the lead singer of Kings of Leon.
Lily Pritchett-Tucker — This is a tough one, as this Lily is a character on the television show, “Modern Family.” She used to be played by an infant, but she’s recently been recast as a toddler. She also occasionally uses profanity.
Evangeline Lilly — She used to be on a show called “Lost,” and has a minor role in the upcoming Hobbit films. You don’t really need to concern yourself with her anymore.