Ranking 15 of the Worst to Best HBO Cast Photos
Boardwalk Empire’s law-breaking run ends this Sunday, which means we can’t look forward to any more gorgeous promotional photos from the 1930s-set series. HBO always does a great job with these. I’ll cop to owning a poster of the Six Feet Under picture above. Just look at the flowers, Lizzie, er, Nate. Here’s a ranking, from worst to best, of HBO cast photos. Some shows, like Game of Thrones and The Wire, weren’t included because there aren’t any cast-wide photos.
How to Make it in America
Are you supposed to look at this with 3D glasses?
Just jerks being jerks.
Sex and the City
So ’90s. So tame.
If they held hands in a circle, it would’ve been too obvious.
Before there was American Horror Story, there was this.
Sure, there could’ve been more sex, but I guess a giant snake slithering out from between Jessica’s legs is innuendo enough.
Everyone’s watching Nucky. Except for Jimmy. I’m sure that doesn’t mean anything…
Should Christian Bale or Ashton Kutcher be photoshopped into this photo somehow?
Mostly for our beloved Timothy Olyphant. Sorry. Not sorry.
This poster: the only thing about Girls that hasn’t inspired a think piece.
Bored to Death
Between Two Handsome Devils.
Everyone’s waiting, Tony.
Selina Meyer as George Washington isn’t the most apt comparison, but she looks like she knows what she’s doing.
Six Feet Under
I might be biased (see: owning the poster above), but c’mon. Look at Rico and George almost kissing! And Ruthie smiling! And Nate’s hair! Little know fact: this poster was inspiration for The Leftovers.
Curbed Your Enthusiasm
Imagine a world full of Larry Davids. *shudders*