The Demure Nod, Denoting that She is Barely Acknowledging Your Existence

The Giggly Baked Nod, Denoting that I’m About to Smoke the Shit Out of This

The Check Please Nod with the Extra High Eyebrows

The Meth Nod, Suggesting that This Man Wants More Crystal

The Know-It-All Nod, Noting that She Already Knew That, Dumbass

The Know-It-All Nod with a Twist of Exasperation and Gravitas

The I Win Nod, Denoting that I Just Accomplished a Minor Task that I’m Awfully Proud Of

The Okaaaaaaay Nod

The Date Rape Nod, Denoting That He’s About to Roofie That Woman in the Second Row

The Solemn Nod, Denoting that This Man Has Just Been Browbeaten by a Woman with Ridiculously Long Legs

The Mhhmhhmm, Now Shut Up and Let Me Eat My Sandwich Nod

The Please Help Me, I’m Scared Nod

The Dr. Horrible Nod of Cocky Assuredness

The Eastwood Nod, Denoting that This Man Will Completely F*ck You Up

The Yeah, Duh. No Shit Nod

The Eh, Not Bad Nod

The Oh Yeah, Sure, Uh Huh, Whatever You Say Nod

The Uh Huh, You Bitch Nod

The Yes, Of Course Nod

The Alan Rickman Nod, Denoting that I’m Alan Fucking Rickman

The Jack Nod, Denoting that this Man Is About to Take an Ax To His Family

The Group Nod, Denoting that This Man Just Got Laid

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