Hey, remember that Seinfeld episode where Jerry had a girlfriend he wasn’t quite sure about?
Sometimes she looked beautiful, and others — depending upon lighting, shadows, or other factors — she looked terrible, so Jerry dubbed her a “Two-Face.” Last night I was watching a movie called Red Knot, in which Vincent Kartheiser plays another guy named Peter. Only this time he looks a hell of a lot better than he did as Pete Campbell — to the point where one almost might consider a trip to her bunk. (I KNOW!) This morning, I was looking for pictures for a post about another guy I sometimes find attractive (sometimes not), and well, a list was born. Some of you already love these guys, others don’t find a one of them hot, and others of you may just
walk tab out of here with very confused lions.
Hey, not bad…
Wait. I almost forgot about this. I don’t think so.
Yeah, not helping.
Uh, I’m not so sure this could ever work out.
HOLY WOW. Are you sure that’s him?
Sorry, dude. I can’t do that.
Something pleasant is happening. The hat’s a bit much, but I can deal.
Dude, turn it down a notch. Ew.
That’s a little better.
Um, what? *incoherent mumbling*
*runs screaming* MY LADY PARTS! DON’T LOOK AT MY LADY PARTS!
Not for me, but I have a friend…
Okay, I don’t think this is going to work out.
Stop looking at me like that; I can’t decide!
Come on now, this is a no-brainer!
Well, that’s a little weird. Can you stop that?
Much, much better.
Wait a…okay, I don’t mean to be rude, but, this isn’t working for me.
Okay, we’re good.
I can dig it; can you dig it?
Not bad, not bad…
Oh, phew! You threw me for a minute there.
Nice staredown, but I feel like this could go either way.
Er, I’m scrolling back up.
Okay Norman, you’ve gotta stop it with the hats.
No really, STOP IT.
I know you’re feeling it, but it’s not working, man.
But, there’s this goofy thing that trips it up sometimes.
Guys, I’m just not sure, anymore.
Okay, I kinda want to be that popsicle.
Well, if you’re gonna do that!
Uh yeah, we’re good!