Dumb and Dumber: Ranking Our Favorite 'Justified' Dimwits

By Cindy Davis | Lists | February 3, 2015 |

By Cindy Davis | Lists | February 3, 2015 |

Is it just me, or are Justified’s (mostly) lovable dopes getting dimmer by the season? After already losing one of our favorites this season, Yost must have known we needed a replacement moron (I say this with love, seriously!) right quick, because lo and behold, the gloriously dim Choo Choo showed up.

I’m certain its fairly impossible to rank these characters based on their actual stupidity — there are too many who’d be tied for that number 1 idiot spot. Instead, I’ve put them in least-to-most beloved order, because their complete inanity only makes (in many cases, made) them more endearing.

10. Daryl Crowe Jr.

9. Danny Crowe

8. Wade Messer

7. Doyle Bennett

6. Coover Bennett

5. Devil Lennox

4. Ellen May

3. Choo Choo

2. Dewey Crowe

1. Dickie Bennett

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