Mom and Dad — Coach and Mrs. Coach

Your Perfect Sister — Michelle Williams

The Cool Lesbian Aunt — Rosemarie Dewitt

The Cool Lesbian Aunt’s Controlling Girlfriend — Natalie Zea

The F*ck Up, Stoner Brother — Jason Segel

The Boring Smarmy Brother-In-Law And His Wife, The Goofy Sister In Law — Greg Kinnear and Tina Fey

Their Adorable Children — Maggie Elizabeth Jones and Violet Affeck

Your Favorite Uncle (The Bachelor Who Won’t Admit He’s Gay) — Hugh Jackman

The Racist, Tea-Party Grandfather — Jack Nicholson

The Racist, Tea-Party Grandfather’s Trophy Wife — Anna Faris

The Mentally Unstable Mother-in-Law — Cloris Leachman

The Crazy Drunk Uncle — Bill Murray

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