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Are You F*cking Listening, Hollywood? 14 Ways You Could Have Improved Our Summer At The Movies

By Joanna Robinson | Lists | August 31, 2011 |

By Joanna Robinson | Lists | August 31, 2011 |


Have The Pretty Mermaids Take Out Jack Sparrow In A Bloody, Bitey, Scaly, Feeding Frenzy.
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Let These Dudes Make Out.
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Oh, Oh, These Dudes Too!
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And Also The-No, Wait, Sorry, Nevermind.
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Don’t Make Your L.A.-based Tech Guy Ask What A Flash Mob Is. It’s Embarrassing.
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Stick With The Puffy Lipped Devil You Know.
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Don’t Rely On Kyle Chandler To Fix All The Things.
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Do Rely On Charlie Day To Fix All The Things.
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Buy A Dictionary, Look Up The Word “Final,” Put An End To This Nonsense.
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Don’t Waste Our Favorite Gay, He’s A National Treasure.
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Go Back In Time, Watch Becoming Jane. This Time With The Sound On. Cast A F*cking English Actress In Your Film.
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Arrange A Wardrobe Malfunction.
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Hide All The Pants.
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No, Seriously, All Of Them.
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Oh…Um, Cheers, Hollywood!
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