The confluence of a few things led me to this dark, transparently exploitative place this morning. First, after the female-skewed UK Redheads and “Chuck” posts over the last 24 hours, I was beginning to feel guilty that I was ignoring our female majority and that if I kept it up, people would stop questioning my heterosexuality and the silly gay jokes would stop in the comments section. We can’t have that, can we?
Additionally, a very lovely reader, Anne, found some images online that elicited a request for an ab-off, and who am I to decline a request? I won’t reveal the nature of those images, lest I give away the surprise. Needless to say, one of them is among the four participants in today’s B-List Ab-Off. And that his appearance here would make Stacey Nosek very happy.
You know how this works. Here are four images. A, B, C, and D. You vote for your favorite set of abs. At a later time, after voting has completed and you’ve lost interest or have discovered them on your own, I will reveal the identities of the men who belong to those abs.
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