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7 Celebrity Couples We Can't Decide Who We're More Jealous Of

By Emily Cutler | Lists | May 12, 2016 |

By Emily Cutler | Lists | May 12, 2016 |

Consider this the primaries for your Pajiba 10 2016 elections.

We like to talk a lot about celebrity couples around here. Ones who have experienced differing levels of entertainment success, great on screen and off screen couples, couples whose demise would kill us. But given that it’s spring, I’m more inclined to ignore the “awwwww!” elements of coupledom and focus on the “uh-huh” aspects. I’m not talking about “Couples You Want To Go To Dinner With” or “Couples You Model Your Relationship After,” but “I Will Take Her, No Wait Him, No Wait Her, Can We Maybe All Get Into A Pile?” couples. Take it in, folks. The Couples We Most Want To Bone Down With.

Michael Fassbender and Alicia Vikander
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Chrissy Teigen and John Legend
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I mean, come on.
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Jenny Slate and Chris Evans
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Taylor Schilling and Carrie Brownstein
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Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz
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Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka
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(Provided, of course, that our involvement with the couple in no way endangered their relationship. We could never forgive ourselves if we robbed the world of more Halloween pictures.)

Emily Blunt and John Krasinski
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Alright, fine. I know what you really want.
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Happy Almost Weekend, y’all.