This morning I read that Jamie Bell (Billy Elliot) married Evan Rachel Wood earlier this week, which came as a surprise because 1) I had no idea they were dating, and 2) how did Evan Rachel Wood go from Marilyn Manson to Jamie Bell? That makes no sense to me.
Here are several other coupling dichotomies that make no sense to me, either.
Angelina Jolie — Billy Bob Thornton and Brad Pitt
Drew Barrymore — Tom Green and Will Kopelman
Evan Rachel Wood — Marilyn Manson and Jamie Bell
Ryan Reynolds — Alannis Morisette and Blake Lively
Nicolas Cage — Patricia Arquette and Lisa Marie Presley and Alice Kim
Lisa Marie Presley — Michael Jackson and Nic Cage
Halle Berry — David Justice and Olivier Martinez