30 Pop-Culture Facts that NO ONE DENIES

By The Pajiba Staff | Lists | September 1, 2015 |

By The Pajiba Staff | Lists | September 1, 2015 |

1. Wet Hot American Summer, Cabin Fever, and Emma Stone are all vastly overrated.

2. Rogue Nation is the best Mission Impossible movie.

3. The third Hunger Games book is the best and most realistic.

4. Papa Johns is probably the best national pizza chain but you can’t eat it because the owner is a cockbucket.

5. A hot dog is a sandwich

6. The Village is a borderline excellent movie that would garner unanimous praise if it was M Night Shyamalan’s first film.

7. George RR Martin will die before he finishes writing Game of Thrones.

8. The hero of It’s a Wonderful Life is Mary Bailey. This is not up for debate.

9. Paul is the best Beatle.

10. HBO’s The Sopranos and Oz do not hold up very well.

11. Adnan did it.

12. Hermione and Ron would have been divorced by the time their kids started Hogwarts.

13. Fuck you hipsters, Return of the Jedi was better than Empire Strikes Back

14. August should only have 30 days.

15. Ben Affleck has been the lead in as many or more good movies as Will Smith.

16. Pumpkin spice flavoring is just cinnamon sugar for grownups.

17. CharDee MacDennis is a better made up game than True American. And Cones of Dunshire.

18. Friends is more rewatchable than Seinfeld.

19. Tom Cruise is the best action star working right now.

20. In Bruges was a better aughts film than Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

21. Baby-eating Snowpiercer Chris Evans > all other Chris Evanseseses

22. 2001: A Space Odyssey is fucking unwatchable.

23. 90 percent of Dazed and Confused is terrible.

24. One of the very best Pajiba commenters is a Republican.

25. Those mobile hijacking ads are there to test readers’ loyalty.

26. Serenity was a better movie than Firefly was a series.

27. Veronica and Logan should not have ended up together.

28. Buffy was the worst part of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

29. Ren and Stimpy was the best 90’s kid show, except that it wasn’t a kid’s show, thereby making Clarissa Explains It All the best 90’s kid show.

30. Cadbury Creme Eggs are the best holiday-themed candy in existence.