By Joanna Robinson | Lists | July 21, 2013 |
By Joanna Robinson | Lists | July 21, 2013 |
(Publisher’s Note: In case you missed them, here were the first 20 Reasons to be Sad about Missing Comic Con, and here were the second 20 Reasons. While there’s no substitute for the real thing, Joanna has offered 70 compelling reasons why staying at home and following our Comic Con coverage is the next best thing to being there. Plus, it’s cheaper and less sweaty. — DR)
Because I Was Really Tempted To Just Make All 20 Entries About Tom Hiddleston. That’s How Adorable This Whole Thing Is.
Because, Okay, Just One More
Because Genderbent Cosplay Is My Favorite Cosplay
And Yes, That Goes Both Ways
Because Jennifer Lawrence Is Just. Not. Fair.
Because Bryan Cranston Totally Fooled That Kid Into Doing “Volleyball Arms.” Well, Look, They Can’t All Do “Big Arms.”
Because Jenna Louise-Coleman Looks Pretty Cute With Matt Smith
But Even Cuter With Her Real-Life Boyfriend, The King In The North
Because Shut Your Whore Mouths, Karen Gillan Still Looks Amazing
Because I Did Try To Warn You About The Barrowman Grope
Because This Is The Most “How I Met Your Mother” Has Made Me Laugh In Years
But Ted’s Still The Worst
Because No Matter How Many People Explain It To Me, I Still Don’t Understand The Adult “My Little Pony” Fandom
Because Chris Pratt Looks Just As Good With His Shirt On
Because I Would Ship These Two With Every Fiber Of My Being
If I Weren’t So Busy Shipping These Two
And Because I’d Feel Guilty If I Left James Out
Because This Little Girl May Not Be In An Elaborate Costume, But She Warms The Nerdiest Cockles Of My Heart
Because Peeta Totally Forgot To Bring A Box To Stand On
But He Is Charmingly Self-Aware
Because Thank God He’s So Replaceable
Because Look Who’s Coming Back To “Supernatural”
Because Joss Is Surprisingly Bendy
Because WHAT THE HELL I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH YOU, BONNIE
Because We’re Three Long Months Away From This
But Only Three Short Weeks Away From This
Because Everyone Who Said Samwell Tarly Was Slowing The Night’s Watch Down Can Kindly Suck It
Because It’s “Were” And I Really Don’t Understand Why The Subjunctive Is So Tricky For Most People
Because, In Conclusion, With Every Scrap Of My Jealous Heart