25 Spoileriffic Reasons Why I Loved Star Trek Into Darkness

By Joanna Robinson | Lists | May 21, 2013 |

By Joanna Robinson | Lists | May 21, 2013 |

Because Now I Know What Mickey From “Doctor Who” Was Doing With That Alka Seltzer

Because Sometimes I *Do* Want To Rip The Bangs Off His Forehead

Because Even As A Space Fugitive Terrorist, Cumberbatch Managed To Look Positively Sherlockian

Because No One Should Look This Good In Chartreuse

Because Of Something Old

Something New

Something Borrowed

And Something Blue


Because It’s A Thin Line Between Enunciating And Chewing

And An Even Thinner Line Between Being A Vulcan And Being Autistic

Because He Put On The Red Shirt And Lived To Tell The Tale

Because Of The 37 Instances Of Flare

Because, At Times, Things Were Kind Of Gay

And At Other Times They Were Super Gay

Because These Were Not The Boobs I Wanted To See

These Were

Because Of That Part Where Spock Skypes Spock

Because Of The Fan Service

And The Fanboys

Because Of This Neutron Cream Story

Because Of That Part When The Ship Turned Into The USS Inception

Because In Space No One Can Hear You Scream…But They Can Hear The Snap, Crackle Pop Of The Warp Stream Trails

Because Set Phasers To Stunning

Because, Well, Hm, Good Point

Because They’ll Have A Whole Lot Of Explaining To Do In The Next Movie (You Cured Death, Bones, Really?) And I Can’t Wait To Hear What They Have To Say