By Joanna Robinson | Lists | April 2, 2013 |
By Joanna Robinson | Lists | April 2, 2013 |
Because He Wasn’t Born With That Chin
But He Makes Excellent Use Of It
Because He’ll Do Anything For Sam Raimi
Because Of His Accessories
Because He Was A Hipster Before There Were Hipsters
Because He Was Captain Mal Before There Was A Captain Mal
Because “The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr.” Was Taken From Us Too Soon
Because He Only Works With The Best
Because We Like His Style
And We Like His Moves
In Fact, I’m Pret-ty Sure He Taught Ellen How To Dance
Because His Geek Cred Is Impeccable
Because He’s Not Afraid To Show A Little Skin
Or A Lot Of Skin
Because He Is A Legit Published Author
Because He Was In Oz The Great And Terrible
But He Has A Sense Of Humor About It
Because He Was In “1600 Penn”
But He Has A Sense Of Humor About It
Because Of His Way With The Ladies
Because Of His Way With Gents
Because Of The Quotable Lines
And The Unqoutable Ones
Because He’s The King
Hail To The King