#1. The Oogieloves from The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure

THEY’RE LIKE WALKING STDS.

#2. Skeksis from The Dark Crystal

#3. Crites from Critters

#4. Meet the Feebles

#5. Dolly Dearest

#6. Gmork from The Neverending Story

#7. Jester from Puppet Master

#8. Clown from Poltergeist

#9. Baby Oopsie from Demonic Toys

#10. Das Clown from Das Clown

#11. The Devil Dolls

#12. Black Devil Doll

#13. Ghost of Christmas Past from The Muppet Christmas Carol

And just to get all of those terrifying puppets and dolls out of your head:

Aw.

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