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10 Mystery Science Theater 3000 Classics To Terrify and Tickle You On Halloween

By Jodi Smith | Lists | October 30, 2014 |

By Jodi Smith | Lists | October 30, 2014 |


1. The Brain That Wouldn’t Die

“Aw, jeeze. Let the baby have his brain area!”

2. The Leech Woman

“C’mon, get her some tato skins!”

3. Hobgoblins

“What do you do with those Hobgoblins?”

4. The Dead Talk Back

“Or ghosts?”
“Mmmm, no. Doesn’t ring a bell. Must have the wrong movie.”

5. Night of the Blood Beast

“Did he have a skull when we sent him up?” “At least they can strip him for parts.”

6. The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies

“Ah, good old-fashioned nightmare fuel!”

7. The Touch of Satan

“LOOK OUT! WALNUT STAMPEDE!”

8. Werewolf

“We’ve come to the conclusion dem bones, dem dry bones, sir.”

9. Soultaker (It’s a Joe Estevez double feature!)

“You know, it’s just not death with dignity if there’s an Estevez in the room.”

10. The Creeping Terror

“Did I just hear a monster lickin’ its lips?”

Now you can start screeching Manos the Hands of Fate and many more in the comments, Master.