In my review for Hot Tub Time Machine 2, I said it was so bad that even the star of Must Love Dogs turned it down. But that’s not really telling you the whole truth. I cited Must Love Dogs, because it’s a movie most of you have heard of. In reality, John Cusack has made far worse movies — in just the last two years — than Must Love Dogs.
As you can see below, he’s clearly one of most prolific actors in Hollywood, and yet no one knows that he’s worked with Bruce Willis, Robert DeNiro, Jennifer Carpenter, Elijah Wood, Nic Cage, Malin Akerman, Thomas Jane, Jackie Chan, Emma Roberts, and many others over the last two years.
These are movie posters for real movies that John Cusack has starred in since 2013. Unless you spend a lot of time browsing RedBox, you have probably never heard of them. It’s been a long slide downhill ever since The Raven.
And remember: Cusack made these films instead of returning for the Hot Tub Time Machine sequel.