THIS IS TOTALLY FREAKING ME OUT.
And I’m not sure if it’s good or bad, but either way, we’re probably doomed. On the one hand, Santa’s new ride is straight up forking awesome. On the other,
Skynet Boston Dynamics (don’t click that link, you’ll be sorry) is clearly up to no good, but they’re trying to sneak it by us to the cheery sounds of jingly bells and our fondness for AT-AT. All I’m saying is, give us a chance…to run far, far away.
That is not natural. And, if this is how Santa is making
his her rounds, I think I’m out.