Ah I know what you’re all thinking. ‘Eating sins’. This is gonna be a post that at some point contains the words ‘pineapple’ and ‘pizza’ in one place. Or perhaps the outrageous claim that a hot dog is a sandwich.
Oh my sweet summer children, no. No, no. We are way past that. We are way through the looking glass here. We are way, way way past the line. To borrow a phrase from that great scholar Joey Tribbiani: ‘We are so past the line, the line is a dot to us.’ Join me, if you dare, as we journey into the nether realm that is the Reddit thread that asks: ‘Besides eating cereal with water, what is the most outrageous eating sin you have ever witnessed?’ You can check out the full thread here—though I’m not actually sure if I’m recommending you do that or not—but below are some…highlights?
Image sources (in order of posting): YouTube, TBS