It’s official, folks. Capitalism has finally gone insane. It’s been to the far edges of the universe of consumer preference; it has gazed off the edge of the world of unique selling points; and in doing so, it has lost its mind. Castleton thinks he can make your brain bleed with some ridiculous right wing memes. That’s weak sauce. Prepare to dive into a well of eldritch hipster horror such that you have never seen. Welcome to the Reddit community called We Want Plates, which is exactly what it sounds like.
Disclaimer: Pajiba is not responsible for any keyboards destroyed by rage vomit, brain hemorrhages caused by outrage, or spontaneous human combustion arising from seeing restaurants serving pizza on a motherfucking snowboard.
Horrifying from r/WeWantPlates
My wife’s cocktail was served in a hollow stone and had to be drunk through the hole, without a straw from r/WeWantPlates
Self-aware absurdity? Apple pastry desert served on an image of a plate…. On an iPad. from r/WeWantPlates
Huge burger served on a small frying pan. Why? Just so you can make a mess on the table, which is a barrel. from r/WeWantPlates
Wife’s dinner. London. Michelin 2*. Very tasty. Don’t even know where to start on the presentation. from r/WeWantPlates
I’m sorry. Here, some relief:
Restaurant fined £50,000 for using wooden chopping boards as plates. [Birmingham, UK] from r/WeWantPlates