'We Want Plates': The Reddit Community Dedicated to Documenting Food Served in Ridiculous Ways Will Infuriate You
It’s official, folks. Capitalism has finally gone insane. It’s been to the far edges of the universe of consumer preference; it has gazed off the edge of the world of unique selling points; and in doing so, it has lost its mind. Castleton thinks he can make your brain bleed with some ridiculous right wing memes. That’s weak sauce. Prepare to dive into a well of eldritch hipster horror such that you have never seen. Welcome to the Reddit community called We Want Plates, which is exactly what it sounds like.
Disclaimer: Pajiba is not responsible for any keyboards destroyed by rage vomit, brain hemorrhages caused by outrage, or spontaneous human combustion arising from seeing restaurants serving pizza on a motherfucking snowboard.
Horrifying from r/WeWantPlates
My wife’s cocktail was served in a hollow stone and had to be drunk through the hole, without a straw from r/WeWantPlates
Self-aware absurdity? Apple pastry desert served on an image of a plate…. On an iPad. from r/WeWantPlates
Huge burger served on a small frying pan. Why? Just so you can make a mess on the table, which is a barrel. from r/WeWantPlates
Wife’s dinner. London. Michelin 2*. Very tasty. Don’t even know where to start on the presentation. from r/WeWantPlates
I’m sorry. Here, some relief:
Restaurant fined £50,000 for using wooden chopping boards as plates. [Birmingham, UK] from r/WeWantPlates
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