First there was nothing. Then something. Billions of years. Coalescence of mass. The Sun! Earth! Life! Single-celled. Boo. Then more. Then walking on land. Uh-oh: Upright. Thumbs! Humans! Conscious thought. Accumulated knowledge. Technologyyyyy. Modern medicine. Miracles of science. Boundless potential! The whole universe to explore. And then—
The humans killed themselves, taking tonnes of animal life with them too.
Haha, great story.
Here are some more historical plot twists, courtesy of an AskReddit thread you can check out in full here.
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