As if.

As if I need a preamble to this piece.

It’s pet drama! I could write an alternative solution to Fermat’s Last Theorem here and it would be noticed by, like, one person. Don’t waste your time here! Go, go, go past this bit and straight to the highlights of this AskReddit thread, which asked the question: ‘People who own multiple pets, what is some drama going on between them right now?’:

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