Jon Voight opened the Republican National Convention last night, which is … ironic.
RNC chair Ronna McDaniel blasts Democrats for opening their convention with actress Eva Longoria…— S.E. Cupp (@secupp) August 25, 2020
Republicans opened their convention with actor Jon Voight. #RNCConvention2020
I doubt that that Jon Voight said anything worthwhile, because he hasn’t said anything worthwhile since since “Rico” in 1969, and he hasn’t done anything worthwhile since being regurgitated by an Anaconda. In any respect, Frank Whaley Swimming with Sharks, Career Opportunities) shared a memory of Jon Voight from the set of Ray Donovan.
Fuck Jon Voight. On Ray Donovan he slapped me across the face in the middle of a scene because he couldn’t keep up, then denied doing it. He forgot about the still photographer who was on set. Bottom line: Jon Voight is a major dick. #RNCConvention2020 pic.twitter.com/l7o2HQOxx9— Frank Whaley (@TheFrankWhaley) August 25, 2020
Dean Cain, in turn, tweeted this reply:
He slapped you — that's quite clear. The reason he slapped you remains a mystery… 🤔 although I have an idea.— Dean Cain (@RealDeanCain) August 25, 2020
I have no idea what Dean Cain is talking about, but it gave Twitter an opportunity to dunk on Dean Cain, and Twitter did not disappoint.
Dean Cain is Scott Baio without the talent, but so is Scott Baio.— Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot) August 25, 2020
Dean Cain pic.twitter.com/lwcCJ3ZayR— Mag7971 (@menace271422) August 25, 2020
Dean Cain was a nineties soap opera Superman.— Joe Biden is a Reagan Repub #BlackLivesMatter (@sheep_awake) August 25, 2020
A shitty knockoff. pic.twitter.com/xK0PKdDFoE
FYI. A "Dean Cain" is a measurement of time for those who play in the NFL similar to a "Scaramucci" for those serving in Trumps Administration.— Mike C! (@HiIamMikeC) August 25, 2020
Dean Cain never made it out of training camp, but still calls himself a former Buffalo Bill.
Dean Cain and I get the same amount of acting work. Difference is, I am a plumber.— WRH (@oWRHo) August 25, 2020
Most of the rest of the Dean Cain tweets are of people bragging about being blocked by Dean Cain, which is a weird flex because it means that you’ve meaningfully interacted with what is tantamount to sh*t on the bottom of your shoe, but sure!
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