By Courtney Enlow | Politics | July 28, 2016 |
By Courtney Enlow | Politics | July 28, 2016 |
In trying times like this, sometimes dad just has to sit you down and have a firm but gentle talking-to. And sometimes, dad is vice-presidential nominee Tim Kaine.
Twitter got on board with his dadliness pretty quickly.
Everytime Tim Kaine takes people to dinner, you know he looks at the check, and exclaims, "Who broke a window!" #everytime
— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) July 28, 2016
Tim Kaine surprised you by telling you that of course you're coming with his family on their trip to Disney World, you're family too
— Hayes Brown (@HayesBrown) July 28, 2016
Tim Kaine is disappointed he caught you smoking after 4th period, but he’s not gonna write you up, okay, buddy?
— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) July 28, 2016
Tim Kaine gets REALLY excited when the McRib is back. -H #DemsInPhilly
— Heather & Jessica (@fuggirls) July 28, 2016
Tim Kaine is gonna get fucked up on wine coolers tonight.
— Ashley C. Ford (@iSmashFizzle) July 28, 2016
tim kaine will let president obama have an extra almond before he goes to bed
— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) July 28, 2016
Tim Kaine just wants one word alone with your prom date.
— Jordan Weissmann (@JHWeissmann) July 28, 2016
ACTUAL CONVERSATION:
— Dan Ryan (@bruinshockeynow) July 28, 2016
Clinton: "I'm asking you to be my Vice President."
Tim Kaine: "Hi 'asking you to be my Vice President', I'm dad!"
tim kaine watched belly on cinemax one time, thought it was pretty good
— Greg Howard (@greghoward88) July 28, 2016
Tim Kaine is going to help us all with our science projects and it's gonna be great
— dodai (@dodaistewart) July 28, 2016
But the real MVP was writer-comedian Sara Benincasa.
Tim Kaine would like to remind you to never take 95 in this weather.
— Sara Benincasa (@SaraJBenincasa) July 28, 2016
Tim Kaine knows you buy pure no sugar added cranberry juice NOT cranberry cocktail for certain situations that are nobody's fault
— Sara Benincasa (@SaraJBenincasa) July 28, 2016
Once at a BBQ he threw, Tim Kaine had three beers and you heard him call Donald Trump a "fucking tool" and then apologize to sausage.
— Sara Benincasa (@SaraJBenincasa) July 28, 2016
Tim Kaine did not bring you on this haunted hayride so you could throw apple fritters at your sister
— Sara Benincasa (@SaraJBenincasa) July 28, 2016