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Catching Up On The Latest From Tumblr Loman And Her Wildly Uncomfortable Shoes

By Jodi Smith | Politics | March 26, 2018 |

By Jodi Smith | Politics | March 26, 2018 |


It’s been a while since I updated everyone on the shenanigans of Tawdry Limestone and her insights concerning the world and its happenings.

Um, she’s been busy.

Tuffy Limburger doesn’t understand that in the phrase “March for Our Lives,” the reason FOR the march is OUR LIVES.

Tuba Loompa also showcased herself in a pair of workout pants that are made to also carry a gun. Because why make sense when you can purchase skintight yoga pants with a gun holder sewn into them?

Live. Speak. Stand. Run. Carry with Confidence. Ladies, chances are your assailant is gonna be bigger, stronger and faster and that’s why you have @alexoathletica for your gun, your mace, or even your phone. Yeah, you’ve got it covered. #TeamTomi #alexoathletica #NotYourAverageGunGirl

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Topshop Liver also “jokingly” told everyone she kicked her small dog five times because she was chewing on a bone loudly while Timmy Lozenge was screeching into the abyss on Fox and Friends.

Just a girl and her dog staying up all night to do @foxandfriends for the east coast. #TeamTomi #Kota #rescuedogsofinstagram

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I guess some of that movie news I didn’t want from the other day is not so bad.

Jodi Smith is the Associate Trade News Editor at Pajiba. You can email her or follow her on Twitter.

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