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The Expressions of Chris Christie and His Wife Were the Highlights of Donald Trump's Victory Speech

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | April 27, 2016 |

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | April 27, 2016 |


Donald Trump swept the Northeast primaries last night and effectively ended Ted Cruz and John Kasich’s hopes of denying Donald Trump the necessary delegates to clinch the GOP nomination. Our hopes for a shit-show of an open convention are fading fast, so we’ll all just have to settle for watching the more establishment Republicans swallow their pride and put their support behind a guy they clearly are not fond of.

One of those men is Chris Christie, who has hitched his wagon to Donald Trump for reasons that remain unclear. He may be vying for a cabinet position, but Christie has to know that Trump’s chances of winning the general against Hillary Clinton are slim, which means he’s swallowing his pride for nothing.

Except our entertainment.

Here’s Chris Christie’s face while Donald Trump was delivering his victory speech last night. It says it all, doesn’t it?

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The man looks like he’s staring into the abyss of despair and thinking, “What have I done?”

His wife’s eye roll, however, stole the show. Here’s sexist Trump suggesting that Hillary is playing the woman card. Check out the expression of Mary Pat Christie. It’s a look that says, “You are a loathsome turd, Donald Trump.”

Hillary came with a strong comeback, and delivered a great line: “Well, if fighting for equal pay and paid family leave and is playing the ‘woman card,’ then deal me in!’

Unfortunately, she paused a little too long after that line to awkwardly gloat about her clever pun, as though waiting for the crowd to toss flowers at her.

Anyway, Trump vs. Clinton this fall. Only six more months, you guys!