The Best Tweets From The First Presidential Debate
Last night Americans were glued to their televisions watching one of the most anticipated/dreaded events of recent history: The First Presidential Debate. Hillary Rodham-Clinton faced off against Donald Trump in a riveting 90 minutes of debate, hosted by Lester Holt. Twitter went wild.
For those of us who desperately needed a community to cheer the inspiring responses and jeer the astonishing insanity that was on full display, Twitter was our everything.
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Notice Trump sniffing all the time. Coke user?— Howard Dean (@GovHowardDean) September 27, 2016
Pay more attention to Trump claiming that not paying taxes means he's "smart." He is literally calling the American taxpayer stupid.— Bilge Ebiri (@BilgeEbiri) September 27, 2016
I don't pay my taxes because I'm not smart. I pay my taxes because that's how this country works and it's my responsibility. You FUCK— Jessi Klein (@jessirklein) September 27, 2016
Trump: I don't pay taxes. I'm smart.— Henny DeebiYassi (@KixNewEra) September 27, 2016
If I had been audited for 15 years straight I guess I'd brag about it too. It's pretty unique. #debates— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) September 27, 2016
If you stay in a Trump hotel, refuse to pay. Say that you weren't satisfied. He said that's cool. #debatenight— Betty F*ckin' White (@BettyFckinWhite) September 27, 2016
A man who only looks for the higher ground when he can build a hotel on it. https://t.co/sTzsn6nqA7— Jim Vejvoda (@JimVejvoda) September 27, 2016
Yes indeed who told her to do that pic.twitter.com/LKchxJCz0R— Jason Bailey (@jasondashbailey) September 27, 2016
Murder rates under the last few presidents. We are safer now. pic.twitter.com/MK6VPUydwD— John Legend (@johnlegend) September 27, 2016
Trump the bully. pic.twitter.com/dsYlSEKvQh— Justin Mikita (@JustinMikita) September 27, 2016
She doesn't have the stamina to be President?? LOL She's put up with the likes of you, Bill Clinton, and everyone else for 40 years— Jim Vejvoda (@JimVejvoda) September 27, 2016
she was a working mom & a primary caregiver to her child & still managed a law career AND a life of public service STFU ABOUT STAMINA DONALD— zoe kazan (@zoeinthecities) September 27, 2016
Any woman that can keep her cool around Trump for 100 minutes has proven that—if nothing else—stamina is not her weak point.#debatenight— Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@MuslimIQ) September 27, 2016
To the men amazed Clinton hasn't snapped: Every woman you know has learned to do this. This is our life in this society. #debatenight— E. Van Every (@E_VanEvery) September 27, 2016
We all agree "stamina" is a euphemism for a penis, right?— Kate Sheppard (@kate_sheppard) September 27, 2016
I cannot imagine the concentration required to stand next to him.— John Cho (@JohnTheCho) September 27, 2016
You know I'm really conflicted: should I want someone who's too-prepared to do a job, or someone who believes preparation is for losers? Hm.— Moisés Chiullán (@moiseschiu) September 27, 2016
Barbara Stanwyck and Theresa Harris in BABY FACE (1933). pic.twitter.com/V6ysmlTJ7X— The Nitrate Diva (@NitrateDiva) September 27, 2016
"I HAVE A MUCH BETTER TEMPERAMENT THAT SHE DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!" he bellowed, spraying spittle. #Debates2016— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 27, 2016
Trump: 'I have a much better temperament than she does.' Let him talk. #DebateNight— Jeffrey Wright (@jfreewright) September 27, 2016
Dude. If she just lets him keep talking he will win for her just by sounding like such a massive jaggof— Ana Lily Amirpour (@Lilyinapad) September 27, 2016
"Nobody CALLS SEAN HANNITY!" Holy Moly. pic.twitter.com/jbkccUYkbG— Lin-Manuel Miranda (@Lin_Manuel) September 27, 2016
Trump speaks at the exact speed and cadence of a guy trying to get a sexist joke out before the waitress gets back— Sean Casey (@SBCasey) September 27, 2016
Donald Trump tonight: pic.twitter.com/2uNa5il6Gb— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) September 27, 2016
they asked about race & he talked about his investments and his police endorsements. he is a true monster.— zoe kazan (@zoeinthecities) September 27, 2016
Man we're really talking Obama truthing shit in 2016. Props to calling Trump racist though.— bando khalrissian (@khal) September 27, 2016
you can frisk me but I can't see your tax returns.— Open Mike Eagle (@Mike_Eagle) September 27, 2016
"These are bad people." FUCK YOU.— Kimya Dawson (@mrskimyadawson) September 27, 2016
LESTER YOU BETTER ASK HIM ABOUT POLICE KILLING US. CMON FAM WHAT ARE YOU DOING RN— bando khalrissian (@khal) September 27, 2016
Again, Trump was sued for racial discrimination by the Nixon administration.— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) September 27, 2016
BY THE NIXON ADMINISTRATION.
Recap of tonight's debate. pic.twitter.com/RiawpJbtnq— Rashad Alaiyan (@rashadalaiyan) September 27, 2016
donald trump: I didn't say that— Evan (@contxnt) September 27, 2016
the internet: pic.twitter.com/S1A8r7XG5T
A beautiful thing when a big boy bully shows his soft terrified underbelly. Hillary & Rosie, why you gotta be so mean?#Debates2016— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) September 27, 2016
Donald Trump tried mocking Rosie O'Donnell in a presidential debate. I would vote for any "A League of Their Own" cast member over Trump.— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) September 27, 2016
Hillary's "are you fucking kidding me" face is every woman's face for about 50% of her life. #patriarchy— Zoë Eckman (@hedgerows) September 27, 2016
Christie complaining about Lester Holt. Giuliani tweeting it wasn't Trump's best night. Fox News glum. The verdict on this one is in.— Mark Harris (@MarkHarrisNYC) September 27, 2016
Hillary Clinton belongs in the White House. Donald Trump belongs on my show.— Jerry Springer (@jerryspringer) September 27, 2016
Hillary Clinton is cooler, calmer, and more collected dealing with an unhinged Trump than I am using a CVS self-checkout machine.— Carlos Maza (@gaywonk) September 27, 2016
I was so worried I forgot she's an actual adult and he's a putty colored toddler-man with no impulse control who doesn't like readin'.— Jessica Ritchey (@Ruby_Stevens) September 27, 2016
This is literally a dark timeline version of Leslie Knope v. Bobby Newport from Parks and Rec— Ashly Burch (@ashly_burch) September 27, 2016
Poor America. It must be hard deciding between a competent, experienced woman and a lying, xenophobic, unpredictable, dangerous narcissist.— David Schneider (@davidschneider) September 26, 2016
Please don't let the 2016 election be a real life version of the "competent experienced woman shoved aside for newbie male Chosen One" trope— Angie J. Han (@ajhan) September 27, 2016
Did we miss your favorite debate tweet? Share it in comments.
Kristy Puchko would like to thank Twitter and wine for getting her through last night.
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