By Kayleigh Donaldson | Politics | April 29, 2020 |
By Kayleigh Donaldson | Politics | April 29, 2020 |
Lockdown is tough and it’s become increasingly difficult for us to find ways to keep ourselves busy and motivated during such strenuous times. Fortunately, there is one thing we can all unite around and that’s dunking on arrogant billionaire f*ckwits on Twitter! Enter Elon Musk.
Seriously, Musk’s social media nonsense is so regular that you could set your watch to it. Parents could potty train their kids to this level of timeliness. Why bother setting your alarm in the morning when your body just instinctively awakens when it feels the rumble of Musk picking up his phone?
So, what is Grimes’s boyfriend up to these days? It turns out he’s not happy about the COVID-19 lockdown either. Bless. It must be tough for him in his mansion. How can he browbeat his employees out of unionizing now? Nevermind America’s startlingly high death and infection rates and the all-too-real possibility of a second wave of both in the coming months: Elon wants out of the house!
FREE AMERICA NOW
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 29, 2020
Give people their freedom back! https://t.co/iG8OYGaVZ0
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 29, 2020
What a prize. So intelligent. A true genius of our times. Yes, America, why don’t you let your people be free? Some of us want to kill dozens of people at a time while we get our haircuts.
Twitter did not disappoint in its responses.
Addled and compromised. This is the jerk who put #Starlink up in your sky to blot our the stars. This is the @spacex @tesla asshole who makes reckless decisions with workers’ lives, and ours. Children are immune to coronavirus, he lied previously. Fuck Elon Musk. pic.twitter.com/wXm818BuZH
— Xeni Jardin 😷ðŸ (@xeni) April 29, 2020
The world if Elon Musk was physically capable of shutting the fuck up for 5 minutes pic.twitter.com/KrWFAbqtdH
— maester tuna (@medium_tuna) April 29, 2020
PEOPLE WHO WANT LOCKDOWN OVER:
— Dr Louise Raw (@LouiseRawAuthor) April 29, 2020
-The Far Right
-Elon Musk/assorted billionaires
-Tories
-Rich folk missing their cleaners
-Rich folk outraged they’ve paid for boarding school yet are forced to live with their own children.
PEOPLE WHO DON’T:
- Keyworkers who will actually die pic.twitter.com/O2o6NEF2g1
I’d say eat shit, but that may affect your eventual taste when we eat the rich.
— Mr Socially Isolated 🌹 (@chieflybombast) April 29, 2020
The billionaire class has added $308B to its wealth during the pandemic.
— Public Citizen (@Public_Citizen) April 29, 2020
8 billionaires have seen a net worth surge of $1 billion+, including:
Elon Musk
Jeff Bezos
MacKenzie Bezos
Steve Ballmer
Meanwhile, 26 million+ Americans have lost their jobs.https://t.co/xRVP7jrhoJ
Given that Musk was tweeting out only last month that the U.S. was ‘probably close to zero new cases’ by the end of April, you’d think this man would know when to shut the f**k up. Alas, this ‘genius’ is surprisingly devoid of such humility.
Based on current trends, probably close to zero new cases in US too by end of April
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 19, 2020
Get rid of all billionaires. All of them. No exceptions.