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No, Incels, No. Stop Trying To Make 'Sexual Marxism' A Thing

By Hannah Sole | Politics | May 1, 2018 |

By Hannah Sole | Politics | May 1, 2018 |


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We’ve talked about Incels here before, and under normal circumstances, I wouldn’t want to give them any more attention, but there are developments afoot in Inceldom… The Incel subreddit might have been shut down, but these ass-hats didn’t disappear off to a dark corner, or take a long hard look at themselves in the mirror and ask the man there to change his ways. No, they just carried on elsewhere, bleating to each other, in their gross little code, about Chads, betas, normies, Beckys and Stacys — and something about roast beef… Sometimes that talk leads to murder.

The “Supreme Gentleman” Elliot Rodger isn’t the only Incel to have taken lives; last week, another Incel joined the fight:

Before Alek Minassian used a van to kill 10 and injure 15 people this week, he left a message on Facebook. It exclaimed, “The Incel Rebellion has already begun! We will overthrow all the Chads and Stacys! All hail the Supreme Gentleman Elliot Rodger!” (From Harpers Bazaar)

Because every hate group needs a manifesto, you’ll be glad to hear that as a group, they have come up with some ‘solutions’ to their involuntary celibacy. Do those solutions include trying not to reek of a misogyny so violent and hateful that it sends women running for the hills?

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Nope, their grand plan involves something they are dressing up as ‘sexual Marxism’.

I know, I know. Inhale for 7, exhale for 11. It’s coming.

Please, I beg of you, don’t search for the phrase ‘state enforced gf’ anywhere. Trust me. As if their whole attitude wasn’t enough, the fact that they are now presenting ‘socialised romance’ as a plan, i.e. government intervention that provides girlfriends to dangerous misogynists, might make you want to do something like this.

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Incels do not see women as human beings, with agency, free will, or eyes. Incels do not want girlfriends; they want sex slaves. They want to own women; they feel entitled to sex and when they can’t have it, they see themselves as the victims of a terrible conspiracy. Women are desirable objects, but simultaneously the root of all evil. Women are subhuman, described as ‘femoids’ (female humanoids). Don’t search for that either.

Women are blamed for EVERYTHING in Inceldom. There are a number of running arguments, all of which will make you want to smash your device, scream into a pillow, and build a bunker in your garden. The arguments are stupid, of course, but they are dangerously stupid.

Incels might not say out loud that women are engaged in sexual eugenics, but it’s implicit in their arguments about “genetically superior” men versus “genetically inferior” men. This casts them as unfortunate victims, and women as Nazi-like figures. “It’s not my fault; it’s genetic!” they cry.

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According to Incels, women might date betas, but will dump them for Chads in a heartbeat. If women can’t “lock down” a “genetically superior” male, they might marry a beta, but only to screw them over with child support and alimony later on. Women are to blame for divorce. They either get fat, or they cheat. Here’s a self-confessed ‘moderate’ Incel, taking some time out of his day to tell “the truth” about relationships. If you get through all of it, you did better than me. You might feel the urge to feel sorry for this chap, but that sympathy dissipates quickly.

Incels also think that the sexual revolution was a mistake. (Only for women, though.)

Female sexual freedom was a mistake from r/IncelTears

Incels think that women should know their place on the attractiveness scale, and stop using make-up to ‘cheat the system’. Because that’s why cosmetics exist, right? EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO APPLY MY EXPENSIVE LIES. BEHOLD MY WITCHCRAFT. LOOK ON MY WORKS, YE FUCKWITS, AND DESPAIR.

Finally a real solution: sexual value punch cards. from r/IncelTears

Just when you think you’ve heard all the stupid there could be in the world, check out their definitions of alpha and beta. Put down your drink first. You do NOT want to spray tea everywhere.

When you look at the men who are labeled alphas and betas, though, you’ll notice it gets weird in a way that might surprise you if you are a woman or a normal human.

The members of the manosphere exist in a bizarre world where Donald Trump is considered the ultimate alpha. Fox News even declared as much, remarking that “The Left has tried to culturally feminize this country in a way that is disgusting. And you see blue-collar voters—men—this is like their last vestige, their last hope is Donald Trump to get their masculinity back.” (Harpers Bazaar)

But wait. It gets weirder.

Meanwhile, Dwayne The Rock Johnson gets labeled a beta because, “he has a receeding [sic] hairline. beta trait. not to mention he plays a beta in a lot of his movies, like the one where he has to take care of a kid that isnt [sic] his or whatever.”

John Legend, a successful musician who has a famously happy relationship with his supermodel wife, gets labeled a beta, too.

Being an “alpha” in the manosphere has less to do with whether you’re actually attractive to women than whether you publicly demonstrate sufficient contempt and disregard for women. (Harpers Bazaar)

I would say that this is where their logic fell to pieces, but that would imply that there was any there in the first place.

Hey Incels: it is sad that you are lonely. But - and this is the REALLY IMPORTANT PART: NO-ONE DID THIS TO YOU. YOU THINK WOMEN HAD A CONFERENCE CALL AND ALL DECIDED TO BOYCOTT YOU? NO. BUT GUESS WHAT? NOW WE WILL. BECAUSE WHAT YOU ARE SAYING AND DOING IS HORRIFYING.

P.S. Your attractiveness scales are ridiculous.

And I think I speak for all women when I say:

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