When Trump stooge Rudy Giuliani isn’t on television making an absolute ass of himself, he’s on Twitter…making an absolute ass of himself.

Yesterday, former America’s Mayor/current America’s moron tweeted this.

You

— Rudy Giuliani (@RudyGiuliani) July 29, 2018

Who knows what he was going for. He didn’t explain, correct or delete it. So the people of Twitter filled in the gaps.

may say to yourself,
“This is not my beautiful house!” pic.twitter.com/YPHUsiTDg5

— Paul Badertscher (@PaulBadertscher) July 29, 2018

Don’t own me pic.twitter.com/MWuweGUJmV

— tara strong (@tarastrong) July 29, 2018

… got what I neeeeed
but pic.twitter.com/AgOmUdLliS

— RuPaul Ryan (@itsrupaulryan) July 29, 2018

….are my fire, the one desire pic.twitter.com/jNnRNTeVxC

— wizardsfanreaction (@wizardsfanreact) July 29, 2018

Nothing compares.
Nothing compares to https://t.co/NEemVqLCdT

— Kristy Puchko (@KristyPuchko) July 29, 2018

“What is often followed by the word ‘fuck’ when people address Giuliani?”
- Jeopardy answer

— Zachary Elwood (@apokerplayer) July 29, 2018

You : pic.twitter.com/nkuytBrKbB

— dylanspeaks (@scottaeckert) July 29, 2018

Can't spell "collusion" without https://t.co/5DLiJAc0LU

— Kno (@Kno) July 29, 2018

Kristy Puchko is the film editor of Pajiba. You can follow her on Twitter.