Roy Moore, the pedophile running for senate in Alabama, decided to continue his long line of “cool” photo ops by arriving at his polling place today riding a horse. He looked like he’s never ridden a horse before in his hideous life.
I uh…I couldn't help myself pic.twitter.com/iIx2qoRwDL— Spencer Perry (@TheSpencerPerry) December 12, 2017
And then Horse Twitter — you did know there was a Horse Twitter, right? — drug his idiotic ass all over the place.
Like I haven't regularly ridden a horse since childhood but, at minimum: reins gathered in one hand, lean forward, don't stick your legs out like you're on a goddamn carousel— Anna Merlan (@annamerlan) December 12, 2017
Bewildered horse appears saddened and dismayed at being forced to bear disease-ridden groin of Noted United States Pervert Roy Moore. pic.twitter.com/io8KZYTQLz— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) December 12, 2017
I KNOW THIS ISN'T THE POINT BUT ROY MOORE IS AN AWFUL RIDER, PUT YOUR FUCKING HEEL DOWN AND GET YOUR LEG UNDER YOU AND STOP HAULING ON YOUR HORSE'S MOUTH YOU GODDAMN PEDOPHILE IDIOT— kaye toal, dragon age evangelist (@ohkayewhatever) December 12, 2017
I’m here for Horse twitter because I’ve been riding & breaking horses since I was 16. “Sassy” almost got out from under him at least 3 times in that clip & would’ve taken only a small extra movement to give us a great show of Roy Moore being tossed & dragged from a low stirrup— lisa anny (@historygirlMA) December 12, 2017
Like the terrible, contrived joke he is, Roy Moore rode in to vote on a horse, and the horse—bless his soul—is a living *record scratch*/freeze frame. pic.twitter.com/Bcffl7fose— Tiana Lowe (@TianaTheFirst) December 12, 2017
I would never let #RoyMoore anywhere near my horses! He uses a harsh, long shank bit, and his horse is clearly agitated, and stressed with such a cruel & ignorant rider on his back; yanking on his face with this severe bit in his mouth. #RoughRider #Grim #CrapHorseman— VoteAmericaBlue (@LilacsxGirl) December 12, 2017
Somebody with decades of riding experience confirms my first reaction to that Roy Moore on horseback clip from earlier today: he's not a good rider; he's hurting his mount by pulling too hard on the reins https://t.co/NrGg2intMQ— David Frum (@davidfrum) December 12, 2017
An observation: Roy Moore sucks at riding.— Marc (@YaWhatHeSaid) December 12, 2017
Feet too deep in sturrups
The horse is controlling him not the other way around
And he isn't holding reins right.