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Morning Briefing: Donald Trump Believes He Is a 'Great Looking' Man

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | July 11, 2019 |

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | July 11, 2019 |


Good morning to everyone except Tucker Carlson and this white lady, who could feed a family of six with the word salad that comes tumbling out of her mouth here:

Can someone quickly look up the membership qualifications of the KKK and see if brown Muslim women are allowed. It’s huge, if true. Also, it would make the KKK less racist than Tucker Carlson.

— Speaking of Fox News, Juan Williams is a hack, but he somehow manages to back Jesse Watters into making an argument equivalent to, “Just because it has ham and cheese and bread doesn’t mean it’s a ham sandwich. A sandwich isn’t defined by the meat inside of it.”

— Alex Acosta did not help himself yesterday.

— Sometimes you wake up and have to pinch yourself to ensure you’re not stuck in a three-year-long fever dream.

A few things here: 1) Of course, Donald Trump believes that Facebook is a more accurate source of news than The Washington Post. 2) Trump actually came down the elevator in 2015, not 2016. 3) He’s just kidding … again … about never leaving office. 4) Did Trump just body shame Elizabeth Warren? and 5) Did Trump just call himself “smart” and “great looking”? Has Donald Trump ever looked in a mirror? This is how delusional the man is.

— Speaking of Trump, he’s expected to execute an executive order today to insert the citizenship question into the census after his legal team bailed on him. The executive order is not expected to survive in the courts.

— Finally, this has nothing to do with anything, but I have been laughing about it all morning.

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