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Human Colostomy Bag Donald Trump Insists that He Loves Women

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | August 9, 2015 |

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | August 9, 2015 |

Crap bag extraordinaire Donald Trump has gone on the defensive, just days after repeatedly attacking Megyn Kelly for questioning for calling out his misogyny during the GOP debate, attacks that cost Donald Trump a speaking engagement during a prominent Republican event hosted by a noted misogynist.

After doubling down on his sexist comments and suggesting that Megyn Kelly was “bleeding from her whatever” during the debate, Trump is insisting that he meant her “nose” and that anyone who thinks differently is a “degenerate,” which is to say, everyone is apparently a degenerate.

On the Sunday morning talk show circuit this morning, Trump — who lost a top advisor yesterday, who Trump insisted he fired several hours after that advisor quit — told CNN this morning, “I cherish women. I want to help women. I’m going to do things for women that no other candidate will be able to do.”

Is that a threat, because it sounds like a threat.

And of course, Donald Trump loves women. He’s had three wives! If he didn’t love women so much, why would he marry so many?!

On NBC’s “Meet the Press,” however, he refused to apologize for comments made about Megyn Kelly. “I apologize when I’m wrong, but I haven’t been wrong. I said nothing wrong. I’m leading by double digits, so maybe I shouldn’t change.”

That’s the spirit, Donald! You just keep saying shitty things, doubling down on them, and alienating more people. Eventually, he’ll reduce his base to that one pro-life white guy in Montana with a Confederate flag in the window of a his trailer home who can’t afford a decent pair of shoes but by God, he can afford a gun, because he’s an American! Just like Donald Trump!

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