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Donald Trump's 'MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT' Is the Cringiest Cringe that Ever Cringed

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | December 15, 2022 |

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | December 15, 2022 |


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I will never feel sorry for Donald J. Trump, but it is hard not to notice how sad his life has become. In the month since he announced that he was running for President, Trump apparently hasn’t left Mar-a-Lago except to have dinner with white supremacists. Recent polls have also shown that support even among Republicans is cratering, his favorability rating is at a seven-year low, and Ron DeSantis is beating him handily in a hypothetical head-to-head matchup. Republicans — even some hard-core MAGA folks — are seeing Trump for what he is: A sad little Nazi man.

The Trump campaign is gloom and despair. Yesterday, however, Donald J. Trump hinted that he may soon shake off the doldrums with a MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT, accompanied by the former President in superhero garb.

That’s some real Homelander energy. Surely, though, he has the goods to back up the superhero abs, right? RIGHT? This announcement is going to live up to the ALL CAPS bluster, right?!

Wrong!

Wow. $99 Trump NFTs! Digital baseball cards. Way to jump on a pathetic trend eight months too late. Who thought this was a good idea?

Even Ben Shapiro is making fun. And folks, when you’ve lost Ben Shapiro …

(Enjoy a header of Kate Beckinsale in Trump’s stead for old time’s sake!)